all of my friends: why dont u ever talk to me anymore? its been so long wtf

me: here pl;ease look at this thesis i wrote about how inadequate i see myself and how it effects literally every aspect of my social life 






she went awf

#you do not understand white mom culture until you’ve watched this video

i hope jen is okay

'i had a very pleasant look on my face' honey as someone who works in retail i can tell you that we can see right through that shit. your face is not pleasant at all.

bless you Zona M.


Gorillaz fans be like


Gorillaz fans be like

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buddy …………. bUD……DDY
no i luv u 
i love seein little notifications from you and pictures of you and happy things that happen to you. you’re really cute you’re so cute and ethereal !!!!!! on the inside and out. and you always post little positive things when i’m feelin down or when somethin is happening. and i know we talked a little once or twice and you’re just so optimistic so often it makes me happy. you deserve the world just come live w/me i’ll adopt you. 

mutuals send me #’s so i can make a post about you


When you’re over-leveled in a video game




if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.