thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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im going to bed tomorrow i will try to write rachel the wireplay drabble in preparations for her wisdom teeth removal

drew-of-the-southern-isles:

annasrpblog:

gunmetalfangs:

Click and drag to see what you get!

pretty please anyone everyone

//omfg this could be so useful

amateurcracksman:

entropysamples:

amateurcracksman:

Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire

Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.

That is so sweet I might just stab someone

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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itsmemacleod:

did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

stormhornets:

thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

#they are allowed to confiscate your sexuality if you do not declare it (via teashoesandhair)

erenjean:

kirkspocks:

i think this is a good time to bring back my greatest creation

thank you jam

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

hey

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Watchu got there

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a skull that connects to my spine hbu

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xjawnlawk